It's because shut up. Shut up is why.

TH!S !S STUP!D

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the-meta:

Caboose never met York, but I am willing to bet that Delta left a mental image of him in his head clearer than the memories he has of some of the sim troopers.

Sometimes I wonder if the ghosts of the AI and their memories are still in Caboose’s head more than we realize.

"Oh come on Carolina I bet you are really pretty under that armor.”

Filed under red vs blue rvb yes perfect WEEPS FOREVER i dont need this in my life this hurts too much FUCKIN michael j caboose delta agent york agent new york

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splickedylit:

Hello internet I missed you.  Here have some teenage superheroes.  

  • (Nepeta “Something Cute but Super-Duper Creepy!” Leijon)
  • (Equius “What Do You Mean I ‘Look Gross’?” Zahhak)
  • (Gamzee “Look Bro It’s A Smiley Face!” Makara)
  • (Sollux “Just Let Me Go Throw Some Buildings” Captor)  

(You should read the extremely important captions)

NEVER EVER EVER LET ME FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS AU

SAVIORS OF THE WORLDDDDDDD

IF YOU HAVEN’T SOLD YOUR SOUL TO IT GO DO IT NOWWWWWWW

Filed under homestuck saviors of THE WORLD yes perfect

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splickedylit:

terrible infamous Makara boys with a dad from Jordan and a mom whose family came up from the south during the civil war and they speak sign language and Arabic and English over great big huge homemade meals and their dad paints and Kurloz plays cello and Gamzee fills huge sketchbooks full of drawings and none of them have done any jail time since Gamzee was born and his mom died, because he’s the baby of the family and they want him never to have to deal with that shit.  
don’t get me wrong I love domestic Makara strife a lot but super-tight-knit weird-and-infamous-but-happy Makaras. 
also white-ink tattoos on dark skin—on a scale from 1 to 10, YES.

splickedylit:

terrible infamous Makara boys with a dad from Jordan and a mom whose family came up from the south during the civil war and they speak sign language and Arabic and English over great big huge homemade meals and their dad paints and Kurloz plays cello and Gamzee fills huge sketchbooks full of drawings and none of them have done any jail time since Gamzee was born and his mom died, because he’s the baby of the family and they want him never to have to deal with that shit.  

don’t get me wrong I love domestic Makara strife a lot but super-tight-knit weird-and-infamous-but-happy Makaras. 

also white-ink tattoos on dark skin—on a scale from 1 to 10, YES.

Filed under gamzee makara kurloz makara the grand highblood yes perfect I LOVE THIS i need this au i like i need to breathe CAN I WRITE IT

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The Only Harry Potter Fanfic I Will Ever Write (Probably)

the-real-seebs:

ursulavernon:

(There was a call to make an LJ post today, so since I was thinking about how Hufflepuff gets absolutely no love the other day, you get my sorry attempts at fic.)

“Help!” cried the very junior wizard, falling down on the doorstep of the medium-sized…

Filed under Harry Potter PERFECTION godric gryffindor rowena ravenclaw salazar slytherin helga hufflepuff HUFFLEPUFF POWER yes perfect

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yama-z-aki:

episode 9 was a gem.

Filed under Free! swimming anime i'm almost positive i already reblogged this but i'm gonna do it again anyway yes perfect what a gem

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(Source: batpigandme, via chvrchingtons)

Filed under dogs yes perfect things i need